Don’t worry, Jon Lester. It’s not like your team’s playoff chances and people’s jobs (Tito and Theo) depend on your performance tonight.

Ryan Lavarnway keeps hope alive for the Sox. Two homeruns, great defense. I wish certain other catchers on the team would play that way.

Lackey tries to answer questions about his personal life. It didn’t go so well.

Remember when Manny was one of the most feared right-handed hitters in the game? When he was Mashing baseballs over the Monster and relieving himself in it? Remember seeing Manny showing off his graceful moves in left field (if you consider lumbering around like an elephant graceful)? Safe to say that those days are long gone.

Recently, Manny was arrested for slapping his wife around (see the lovely mug shot above). This comes months after he retired from baseball to avoid being suspended for taking steroids. Now, Manny will not only have the label “wife beater” dangling over his head, but he will have all of his amazing stats covered in a cloud of doubt because of his steroid use.

I don’t feel sorry for the guy. Neither should you.